"Real men… cry, shop, dance, gossip, see dirt, cook meals, clean floors, listen to women, don’t bully others, do laundry properly, acknowledge feelings, don’t need pornography, can laugh at themselves, admit to making mistakes, support a woman’s choice, get scared and admit to it, love and care for children, aren’t afraid of differences, do not need a gun to feel real, speak out against sexual violence, know their penises are not their brains, don’t want war, violence, hate, and greed, need to love others and want others to love them. Oh yes . . . real men eat quiche."